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Is it weird that I've made a habit of shaving at 1 in the morning?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:06:44 -0500

Forty-one years ago today Helen Keller died in her sleep. Now...

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:14:14 -0500

Forty-one years ago today Helen Keller died in her sleep. Now that’s all well and good, but what’s better is a world where she comes back to life with laser vision to fight an epic battle against FDR. I know you want to click here to find out what the hell I’m talking about.

The most exciting thing I’ve done at work today is temporarily revoke someone’s KOMU car...

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 06:09:00 -0500

The most exciting thing I’ve done at work today is temporarily revoke someone’s KOMU car privileges. Seriously, I was checking in the gas and was literally praying that someone didn’t fill their car. My life, folks. I honestly don’t know why I try to blog anymore.

ginobambino: This movie is Lindsay Lohan’s life. A while back I...

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:24:00 -0500

ginobambino:

This movie is Lindsay Lohan’s life.

A while back I blogged about how Li Lo’s movies are filled with rich Talmudic themes. Turns out they also have ESPN. Cha ching! Mean Girls reference!

P.S. Captain Kirk, you’re looking a little rough here.

For babsie

Sun, 31 May 2009 20:12:38 -0500

For babsie:

You’re welcome and to quote my dear friend Beth, “love me moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

robgonemild: Thank You ABC for Agreeing to Air the Final...

Sun, 31 May 2009 18:41:26 -0500

robgonemild:

Thank You ABC for Agreeing to Air the Final Episodes.

They leaked online and they are très fantastic.

spectacularfailure: LOOK EMILY, NARWALS ARE REAL!! LOOK KATIE,...

Sun, 31 May 2009 16:17:14 -0500

spectacularfailure:

LOOK EMILY, NARWALS ARE REAL!!

LOOK KATIE, NARWHALS HAVE AN “H!!”

Did I finish five stories in the last three days?

Fri, 29 May 2009 21:44:06 -0500

Yes, yes I did. I am a journalism bamf.

Smile Friday: dancing before work edition. I may be headed to a...

Fri, 29 May 2009 10:20:52 -0500

Smile Friday: dancing before work edition.

I may be headed to a Chevy dealership in rural Missouri today to report. In a pink shirt. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t at all scared.

I know I’ll probably lose some tumblarity for this but I...

Thu, 28 May 2009 21:10:57 -0500

I know I’ll probably lose some tumblarity for this but I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell the movie is officially coming out September 25! So excited!

Lady Gaga's Paparazzi music video

Thu, 28 May 2009 20:50:58 -0500

is beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Also terrifying. Just how I like my Gaga.

Rachel Berry (Glee) on Twitter

Wed, 27 May 2009 19:10:15 -0500

Rachel Berry (Glee) on Twitter:

Your daily dose of adorable.

my goals for the summer:

Wed, 27 May 2009 06:34:36 -0500

youcankeepthechange:

eat at least one taco (or taco-like product) everyday

form a unicorn’s tribute band: the revenge of the unicorns

own season 1 of every show from the original adult swim lineup on DVD

watch an hour of the news everyday

move somewhere JUST outside of hollywood (kinda like off-broadway, not as great, but cheaper)

make some great films with jasmine

get really good at skateboarding

write a short story

get my life in order (hahaha that’s why it’s at the bottom!)

i’m so excited.

Count me in for the Unicorns tribute. Also for the tacos. Mmmmm tacos.

Do you think she has summer school? Usually I censor stupid...

Wed, 27 May 2009 06:31:34 -0500

Do you think she has summer school?

Usually I censor stupid people’s names, but I haven’t talked to her since our 8th grade graduation and she friended me last year. I feel no guilt.

Cover art for Brooke Hogan’s new album. Good game life,...

Tue, 26 May 2009 23:09:00 -0500

Cover art for Brooke Hogan’s new album.

Good game life, I’m out. I don’t want to live in a world where this is acceptable.

My tumblarity is like an Italian man with concrete shoes

Tue, 26 May 2009 19:46:00 -0500

It’s sinking… and it shows no signs of stopping.

Today I had to work at KBIA from 9-12 then I had class from 12-3:30 and then I had to be at KOMU from 3-7. No that’s not a typo, I could really use a time turner. Tomorrow morning I have to work at KOMU from 4:30-11 then I have class from 12-3:30 and then I have to go to KBIA to finish my story. Remember when summer was fun?

youcankeepthechange: karen o on the july 2009 cover of...

Tue, 26 May 2009 19:00:16 -0500

youcankeepthechange:

karen o on the july 2009 cover of nylon.

this is up for discussion.

What you’re looking at here is 97% batshit insane and 3% sociopathic.

If I’m adding correctly that adds up to 100% win.

To all you mid-Missourians out there:

Mon, 25 May 2009 09:44:26 -0500

Yes the Memorial Day parade is still on. Yes it’s at 9:55. Yes I know that’s an odd start time. Yes I’m aware it’s raining. No I don’t care that your kid is excited.

Please stop calling KOMU. Kthx.

Broadcast bootcamp

Mon, 25 May 2009 06:44:09 -0500

Broadcast bootcamp:

Hey guys! This is my new broadcast blog. Maybe you’re interested, maybe you’re not. I’ll be chronicling my education in radio/TV journalism here.

The Sounds - Beatbox Their new CD “Crossing the...

Sun, 24 May 2009 18:50:36 -0500

The Sounds - Beatbox

Their new CD “Crossing the Rubicon” is real good. Everyone should check it out.