Forty-one years ago today Helen Keller died in her sleep. Now that’s all well and good, but what’s better is a world where she comes back to life with laser vision to fight an epic battle against FDR. I know you want to click here to find out what the hell I’m talking about.
The most exciting thing I’ve done at work today is temporarily revoke someone’s KOMU car privileges. Seriously, I was checking in the gas and was literally praying that someone didn’t fill their car. My life, folks. I honestly don’t know why I try to blog anymore.
This movie is Lindsay Lohan’s life.
A while back I blogged about how Li Lo’s movies are filled with rich Talmudic themes. Turns out they also have ESPN. Cha ching! Mean Girls reference!
P.S. Captain Kirk, you’re looking a little rough here.
You’re welcome and to quote my dear friend Beth, “love me moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Thank You ABC for Agreeing to Air the Final Episodes.
They leaked online and they are très fantastic.
Did I finish five stories in the last three days?
Yes, yes I did. I am a journalism bamf.
Smile Friday: dancing before work edition.
I may be headed to a Chevy dealership in rural Missouri today to report. In a pink shirt. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t at all scared.
I know I’ll probably lose some tumblarity for this but I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell the movie is officially coming out September 25! So excited!
